Gutfeld names the move that would have been a ‘disaster' for Kamala Harris

[Applause] I [Applause] know I agree so much objectify me go ahead it's Friday so you know what that means let's welcome tonight's guest well he's hotter than a Hezbollah pager co-host of fox and friends week Pete hexen like the sandwich this Reuben is a pile of meat on two tasty buns host of the Ruben report Dave Ruben you can't control her even with a baby stroller New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor cattoo and he hired a team of landscapers to trim his beard New York Times bestselling author comedian in former NWA world

champion Ty we're in all right fair enough before we get to some news stories let's do this Greg's leftovers m bothering me this shirt okay sorry it's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always it's my first time reading them so if they suck we'll dress Joe Mackey as a nanny and send him to Doug mhof an article in the Atlantic said Donald Trump was speaking like Hitler Stalin and muscolini well at least he's speaking German Russian and Italian which is a stark contrast with KLA who struggles with English

according to the Daily signal KLA Harris was admitted to law school through a program for students with educational disadvantages economic hardship or disability all right both of her parents were professors which makes the educational disadvantage and the economic hardships sound implausible so that leaves [Laughter] disability I'll give her that nearly 100 members of Britain's left-wing labor party plan to come to the states to campaign for kamla Democrats taking them in his house guests have been instructed to leave out glasses of water for their [Laughter] teeth Hall of Fame boxer Tommy Hitman Hearns joined Donald Trump

on stage at a rally in Detroit how ironic Hearns fought 67 times yet its commas fans with the brain damage yeah low blow in an NBC interview KLA claims Joe Biden was capable in every way adding you should have seen him Bob and weave when Pelosi was stabbing him when asked why she's performing badly with men kamla replied come to my events and you'll see there are men at those events leaving out that they were all waiting in line to use the ladies room [Laughter] as Subway Hero Daniel Penny's trial begins his lawyer said he's

going to try to put jurors in that train car and for added realism he will ask the baith to pee on them that's what happens on the subway people Bill Clinton called Arizona Senate candidate Carri Lake physically attractive she'll look even better in her casket says one woman a small Ohio town has seen its population nearly double after 3,000 migrants were dumped there by the Biden Administration on the upside they've seen their stray pet population cut in half up I can't believe he said that an AI camera mounted in a toilet will take photographs of

people's bowel movements to look for health problems so it's illegal when I do it but it's fine if it's a [Laughter] robot Ursa hery daughter of anon Omar has been receiving reparations from her white friends even though she's not descended from slaves in a related story ilhan's brother never returned the wedding gifts he received when he married his sister just kidding not really legendary pop star share gave a heartfelt speech when she was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame saying I just wish my original face could have been here she is the

first inductee to have more artificial Parts than the trophy so good on her meanwhile fellow inductee aie Osborne was the first acceptance speech to be translated from English to English one of the world one of world war II's last Navajo code talkers has died at the age of 107 his eulogy will be given by one of his surviving comrades never fails Nicole Kidman had to pause during her new movie sex scenes because she was exhausted from Faking orgasms you get used to it said one [Laughter] [Applause] woman that should have made the show yes yes

according to a new poll the average American consumes 80 pounds of sugar every year although this guy really threw off the curve all right enough so according to Bob Woodward's new book War Joe Biden was disturbingly frail and confused at campaign fundraisers over a year before his debate debacle I know that's like finding out joy bayar has a weakness for keilbasa of course it's news now because Woodward has a book to sell I mean seriously what would be the upside of letting the Free World know they're being led by a court in the book Woodward

quotes a donor is saying that during one fundraiser in June 2023 Biden could not wait to sit down and only took two pre-arranged questions according to another attendee he was like your 87-year-old scile grandfather Yeah I wish at a New York event the following month another Observer says quote he never completed a sentence he would start to talk about something jump somewhere else he told the same story three times in exactly the same way and it meandered so much frankly my impression was there were times it was though we didn't exist he was just rambling

and talking as to what came into his head well that sounds familiar but of course up until the debate disaster the White House and the media all insisted Biden was better than ever sharpest attack running rings around staffers one-third his age rumor had it he even beat Randy Garden's record for the deadlift yet we could see with our own eyes that it was Bull and the whole time Woodward knew and he didn't tell us cuz he wanted to sell a lousy book usually they have journalist standards that low you have to work here but imagine

what would have happened if Woodward had reported on this 16 months ago imagine if the Dems had been forced to rip off the Band-Aid and admit the old man was finished maybe the DNC would have found a better candidate altogether like this or this or this it would have been painful for them but not nearly as painful as the past three months but remember not only did KLA Harris help engineer Biden's removal from the ticket she still left him in place as part of the coverup she didn't introduce the 25th Amendment so you're not only

had an unelected awful candidate installed onto the ticket you had a decrepit and capable leader allowed to stay and run the most vital country in the world fraught with tenuous relationships with other superpowers thanks Bob this raises another question if the 25th amendment was threatened but not invoked why well forget Joe it would have been a disaster for kamla given the problems with Russia China the Middle East they couldn't let the country see her as president for six remaining months but Woodward kept Biden's decline Under Wraps which led to the coup installing commo without a

primary and once you betray Americans in the most basic regard it becomes that much easier to betray them in everything else so if you're a dam and you want to get mad at somebody it's not Trump it's Woodward and the rest of the media who covered for this charade Bob could have saved you from all of this horrible fate Dems but that wouldn't have made the bestseller list here he is Pete you've had a number one bestseller so you understand what I'm talking about it's true I could have spoken out a lot earlier yes and

you didn't and shame on you and your patriotic socks but you know what's funny it is like this is always the case with like Woodward in other exposes they hold on to the news that should have been released earlier because it's better for the book they could have held on to that Nixon news too yeah for a book yes they just didn't seem to they had to get it out right away exactly back old Bob it almost seems like he's playing for one team here yeah uh I mean we know how that all works I

I've said that for years a lot of people have books will be written this is the only first one you're pointing the finger at Bob and rightfully so but there are dozens of Bobs there's a Jill uh there's everybody else in the white that knew exactly what was going down even before 2023 they put their own political interest in front of the country this is the first book it will not be the last we saw it all before our eyes imagine what was behind the scenes these are probably the the most tepid quotes he got

I bet it was worse I bet he got worse this is just the most he could say to sell a book to your point it's the dog that wasn't barking whether it's the state of Biden's brain the coup that followed and now we have these Revelations the media should be like saying like hold on a second you know where were the journalists then Dave Greg in 2019 Joe Biden told a story about a man he met named cornpop yeah and he met this man at a pool while children were rubbing the hair on his legs

yes and he then said that that is how he learned about roaches right that's when I had a clue so all right I got to ask you we haven't talked it's like what is it 10 days now 10 days what's Your Gut telling you I came on this program on the opening night of Gutfeld with an exclamation point you were a little known cable show guy a little little not wow wow this is last Fitness or saying and I came on this show and I Men's Health and I see nobody knew nobody knew um and

I predicted that you would be number one in late night within six months you did it in three months and that is why tonight I will predict that 45 will be 47 Donald Trump [Music] wow ah yeah so cat uh does it bother you when journalists hold I mean hold stuff that we should like that meant that this country and it still is by the way is run by somebody who isn't there yeah but also I kind of like you had a bit of an idea myself even without their journalism yes you know I whenever

I saw him yeah like 2023 I that's way late to be realizing this if you were ever watched him ever cuz 2022 was the oil cancer let's not forget yes that's got oil cancer got out in public and said I have oil cancer and so damn many of my friends have oil cancer too and then they were and then the the journalists covered it they were like right-wing media says Biden said he has cancer and it's like okay well he did and if you're saying that you have cancer and you don't have cancer that's never

okay no it's not um also that same year was the wear's jack thing looking out loud it's very confused about why a person's not in the room who is dead uh I mean it's like the signs weren't there that's why I read this stuff I'm like like oh in a meeting in 2023 a year past oil cancer people saw him confused like okay this this book I mean I I I mean obviously it's very interesting to people but I for me I'm like duh it was the most obvious thing in the world that would be

a great review for the New York Times duh like by cat T thing it just be duh where have you been yeah but still demand demand payment for that review because it's worth it people like wow this is really bad and it was a whole year before the debate it's like there was years before like guys come on yeah what do you say Tyrus well to be fair he wasn't exactly Shakespeare in it up before in the the Senate you know that's true but again when someone is leaving with the ghosts after they speak mhm

you you let them go yeah he I don't know how many times we he was pulled from the light that we saw on TV when his invisible friend took his hand like no come with us job come with us and everyone's watching like no no no and they're like the ghost like we're trying to help him yes come with us it's his uncle who was eaten by cannibals the food is good here when October 7th happened yeah and the president of the United States response was don't yeah you kind of know up don't that's what

we got don't you know like that's and again because we cat and I we always live for prequels we try to find out where the word don't came from maybe it was a powerful word in the Biden family crest you don't know like in and like my family crest is mother like when you say when I say that everyone in my family oh Tyrus is serious now don't was there and it goes all the way back to his great uncle to what you were talking about who had the worst day a human being has ever

had in his life he's fighting in the air against Nazis he gets shot out survives lands in the ocean swims through sharks and submarines gets to an island he picks the one Island that eats people that's a bad day and before he can even say anything he's grabbed by these natives dragged through in a pot the water's boiling they're cutting the potatoes and the carrots and as they go to put the lid down we heard the famous don't hey Sean Hannity here hey click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest

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