Joe Rogan | The New Jersey UFO Phenomenon w/Joey Diaz

the Joe Rogan experience Ackroyd's crazy into UFOs he's like one of the main celebrities they pull up when people start talking about I like UFO real believers he's done like little clips where he narrates things UFO shows and [ __ ] he [ __ ] believes well didn't they just release that even more belief now but yeah yeah it's fun I don't know if it's real but uh it's fun that's how I feel doc I did a podcast with jim Florentine and I explained the jim Florentine that what people don't know is that Hudson County

New Jersey northern New Jersey is the number one place in the country where they have the most UFO sightings really northern New Jersey look it up Jamie if you get a minute please not to be rude but isn't that like near a couple airports no it's closer to like the you know like when you live in New York City and then you look at the Hudson River they say that people on their back or their drinking coffee talked on the phone and they'll see a little flying saucer and I know for a fact that in

1976 little one whatever the [ __ ] they are I know for a fact that in 1975 in 1976 you could check me out on this are you a full land in Hudson County Park I was a kid in the next day the feds locked off the park that yellow tape their samples go look it up dog they say you at fault busy that's you see that that that that's called the North Bergen is where I'm from that's called I forget what it's called but it was so there was it's a circular building so they

did so much coke in there in the 80s they call this the grinder that's the thing called it cuz it was shaped like a little hedge the Stonehenge I have a couple friends that lived there people that lived in that building have seen UFOs for [ __ ] years and if you go to YouTube there's an actual North Hudson Park UFO they dug up they even they came out tomorrow there's a liquor store and the liquor store guy says he's seen the lights mm-hmm you heard like the organ music like they play hmm they landed

a couple Martians got out and took samples and got back in the thing and oh there's a YouTube thing there's a History Channel special about it and I still remember being a young kid do you find anything Jaime not given that that was what's popping up all this stuff about that building and oh yeah it says a UFO landed that's the story I'm reading right now is what he's saying yeah and witnesses you know it's not just one guy that says only UFO it's people who got knocked on the door and said do you did

you see anything anything at 11:00 10:00 at night and I said you know what there were lights flashing outside they contacted police departments to see if there was a man they went full and the FBI came in circled the park closed it was by the Little League field in Hudson County but it is a step you know like you'd think it was area 51 you'd think it was closer to northern Las Vegas the number-one place to see UFOs is northern New Jersey they even made a reference to it and the sopranos when he said something

he goes what are you talking about last week you said you said you were falling hackensack because that's where they're at Hackensack Moonachie right all those you gonna moon on in New Jersey yeah a lot of people with big heads the only good thing in New Jersey it's [ __ ] Segovia Spanish restaurant it's been this is nineteen [ __ ] shlonsky I don't know but that's the only good thing about Moonachie I think those people in Moonachie I've been abducted you know and they put them back as big-headed [ __ ] I did a

gig there a couple times oh yeah there used to be like a bar there's a bar that did something Bob gonzo gig yes outside the Sikh or was it yeah it's outside no no I think Bob is more down to shore he had a but well he had gigs all the gigs all over Bob how I met Bob was he did a gig in Romano's Italian restaurant in my hometown and my buddy's like hey aren't you a comedian let's take you up there and we went up there Bob's like I don't know you know he's

unknown and next thing Bob came up there's like I gotta put you out cuz my friends threatened me so Bob put me haven't we've become friends ever since that's awesome I think I follow him on Facebook we have a chat from time to time on Facebook but here for you UFO [ __ ] looking at the northern New Jersey that's the [ __ ] mother lode of them that's interesting read that before but I kind of Lego 5151 UFO sightings in 2018 is a you get biased because the the story is always some person in

the woods and they get abducted they see a UFO and some strange town the middle of nowhere the aliens land abduct people you always think about it being a rural thing but if I was an alien of course I'd go to New York City of course I could of New Jersey what what the [ __ ] why wouldn't you you want to go see the craziest thing we have you got like seven million people stuff together on a [ __ ] tiny island and in comparison to the rest of the planet stuff stacked on top

of each other awesome amazing buildings in all these lights at Times Square look at all these people mulling around traveling over these bridges to get to this one hub there's one hive of humanity of course if I was an alien I would check that out why would I look at a barn you know I mean you Savage okay well the United States is the Tijuana of outer space outer space they're like what we doing this week I'm alone oh [ __ ] they come down when they're [ __ ] up and they want to see

a shadow policy that was the whole bit is that I think aliens come here when they're high I'd like to just get [ __ ] up they like come on let's go let's go check out the monkeys this Cole dude come on let's abduct a couple of them have a good time let's go see this monkey pink I never saw a [ __ ] UFO I want to I never have though I want to see it land and I want to see one of those green dudes get ads right I think I I thought I

saw some [ __ ] when I was a kid but as I got older I thought that was like a fighter jet or something that's what that was like there's something new god it's a real sketchy memory it's one of those memories that's like barely active but I remember thinking for like a day or two when I was a little kid maybe I saw a UFO but I think I was trying to convince myself of it you know I was bored but I think it was a jet I think it was something something fast and

unusual have you ever seen one of those stealth bombers that looks like a [ __ ] UFO you're seeing one of those things in the sky no yes it looks like a star wars when you go to like a Blue Angels [ __ ] thing no those are like I think those f18 that's what I think it is I think that's what that is I flew in one of those I had a bit about that too yeah you hold on to the hand you gotta do you hook either hold on your handle if you're steering

the plane or you hold on your straps if you're a pastor I was a strut I was in the passenger seat so I grabbed the whole my straps and you have to go and you have to force blood in your brain stay awake that's how much g-force you're going through it's insane see that's that's one of those stealth bombers I saw one of those in the air over I guess it's Edwards Air Force Base is that what the one it is that's his Edwards the one that's out near Palmdale I think that's it because we

used to film fear factor in Palmdale and we saw that they fly overhead like that look at that thing tell me that doesn't look like it's from another planet when you're on the ground and you see that fly overhead you're like what the [ __ ] is that so I think that's responsible for a bunch of the things that people saw I think it's military craft come ask a question on an article you pulled up to 51 sightings what type of sightings do you look at this [ __ ] thing what is considered what is

considered a sighting well the thing is like you just see [ __ ] but how do you know if what are you doing you know these are the sightings okay but go back to that video look at that thing I mean come on if you're just sitting on the ground you saw that you liked their comments are coming that does not look like it's from this world that thing is madness especially with those two guys next door cat it's [ __ ] beautiful doe lyke what an amazing design that thing flying through it looks like

something on a keyboard you know it's like a symbol on a keyboard and it's just flying perfectly through the air that looks like the future I mean that really does look like it's from another world I would imagine like little blue dudes black eyes and talking to each other in that thing but right right going through [ __ ] wormholes and [ __ ] I mean that's what that thing looks like and what's the what's the thing that they're gonna have a hundred years from now just imagine that I just want to know what what

the logistics is for it to be considered a legitimate sighting legitimate sighting legitimate sight it just means that someone saw it you know you you don't like if you're a lawyer okay and you see something and then you convince yourself that what you saw was something extraordinary I mean you have the feeling that you're looking at something from another world but if it's just some drone or some military vehicle and then you look at it and then you convince yourself then it becomes a bigger and bigger deal in your head that's a problem with people

doesn't mean that everybody that see something is seeing that people are kind of full of [ __ ] well let's see you see let's say there's a 1-800 call Martian mmm-hmm all right I see a [ __ ] thing I call that 1-800 call me call Martian okay whatever the [ __ ] okay 1-800 Martian right I don't the phone won't stop ringing okay the phone won't stop ringing it will never stop playing it maybe people mocking the Martians my concern is when do they consider it incredible what does it take for it to be

credible for me for it to be credible I gotta see the [ __ ] land get out my might take is usually military guys when when you have military fighter pilots that's a extraordinary human those that's a you know if you can be one of those guys that flies one of those b12b twos for them to trust you with that billion-dollar [ __ ] spaceship dude you got to be a an exceptional human you there's no room for someone who's full of [ __ ] you're gonna be a top-flight fighter pilot you're gonna fly around

with gunfights in the sky because that's what they do they have gunfights in the [ __ ] sky those guys are exceptional human beings so when they see something that's when I listen for sure everybody else I'm not not not that I wouldn't listen but I don't know you know you might be crazy but if so and you might be crazy even if you're in the military you might be crazy if you're a fighter pilot it's 100 percent follows fighter pilots and all those if was pilot said do test runs and whatever they see they

say that things there's a bunch of sightings not another thing a bunch of sightings is a bunch of sightings from these really credible guys what is it fleet of UFOs followed US aircraft Navy pilot says yeah means what I'm not all about these guys that are talking about these things these aren't guys with histories of embellishing things there's I mean they have this whatever that is is that radar what are they looking at is that infrared like what is that screen that they're looking for does it say what kind of image it is because it's

like a weird look it's not like a photograph right it's like a weird computer image because it's um it's it's detecting it right with some piece of equipment right isn't it like tracking on radar or something like that I know what you're saying cuz I feel like I've heard that description of it too but this this article just says it's a video of two aerial encounters but that video doesn't look very clear why isn't it clear my phone does a better job not sure they're not very good cameras on those I mean it was good

god I mean they don't have good ones but like and we're gonna catch movement at that high speed up there yeah oh so it would require some exceptional gear I'm thinking it could have also been at night I don't know what time of day it was mmm so convenient so convenient do they never have a clear picture that drives me [ __ ] crazy it drives me [ __ ] crazy because if it is real I am I love I want it to be real honestly I really do but when I look at I cope

god damn so many people are so crazy and so many people are so full of [ __ ] you personally believe and so do I don't don't don't that mean there's other galaxies out there it has to be well they're definitely the galaxies of the civilization those civilizations yeah some form somewhere other than nine planets has got a beat dude there was something but I don't know what I'm not gonna sit here and tell you what they called or whatever but there has to be something at this point you have to believe that the universe

is too big it's just too big to discount say no I doubt it like that's so crazy to say this is because we haven't seen it yet it's so big okay nobody caught in what he said that though tracking equipment radar and infrared cameras on his aircraft detected UFOs both times he was unable to capture them on his helmet camera okay so maybe we couldn't look at it hmm get it and good vision or whatever I maybe yeah or that's a good X reason ye I would imagine as fast as those goddamn things are going

it must be really hard to focus in and out and that's interesting he says that lieutenant Ryan Grimes believes graves whatever a squadron of UFO followed his Navy Strike Group up and down the eastern coast of the US for months hmm that's i'm tanja yeah little [ __ ] I read something about the Hudson River and all those people have live across the Hudson River weather on the Weehawken Edgewater side or the west side of Manhattan those are where the people and their balconies see all that [ __ ] look at this [ __ ]

we did have issues with them when we went to the Middle East lieutenant grave said okra Majan them following the war imagine if you were there were aliens and they came down to follow the war so they see the war going on in Iraq Afghanistan come down and they're checking it out just to go on a cynical side of this they're not necessarily saying they are an alien ship they're saying it's a UFO so it's something they're not sure of some sort of Awesome drone that some middle-eastern company hasn't it can just follow [ __

] or faster or something sure that would be the more likely death its explanation right terrestrial would be more likely that someone has advanced [ __ ] we know they have advanced [ __ ] I mean we know they have incredible drones you know I mean the stuff that they can do very they got drone that Green Berets of SEALs you put razor blades on and they slit your [ __ ] throat when you drop it whoa that's how good the technology is on those drones Jesus Christ I wouldn't be shocked if they give you

all kinds of things you can be standing there and they could take the drone to just come down no [ __ ] way but razor blades onto some [ __ ] well you could totally see someone having a small drone like a small thing like the size of a cheeseburger that adds poison in it and you just slam it into somebody you could I could see that this but but you're seeing when you're seeing stuff that's flying around the sky most likely is made by a person because people make stuff and people know how to

make stuff that flies around the sky but then when you get to [ __ ] they like defies physics like some of the things these fighter pilots see that's when you gotta go wait a minute you see these extraordinary feats of traversing distances like they can get from one place to another place so fast it looks like they disappear this is something they all talk about they all talk about the insane speed which these things can go they could just change angles they can just go and then take a hard right angle turn they can

do stuff that nothing that we know how to make can do that's where it gets to be like whoa like nothing it's not like it's like oh that's like a fighter jet but like really fast you know I'm saying it's like an alien car oh it's like a car but it's way faster like it you know it's an alien car but this is not like anything that we make these [ __ ] things they fly this way they say flat like a like a plate hovering over the ground or but when they go to fly

when they go to take off they flip up sideways and they have like the bottom of the spaceship is pointing towards where it wants to go and it does something to space and time make some sort of [ __ ] magnetic gravity connection insert big spooky words whatever they know they don't know how the [ __ ] it does it right this thing can go like insane distances and insanely small amounts of time then when they all report the same kind of behavior of these there's so many of these reports are like that they're talking

about this thing that goes insanely fast turns on its side it looks like a tic-tac it looks like a saucer it looks like they're trying to figure out what the [ __ ] the shape is cuz it's moving so goddamn fast but it's doing stuff that nothing we know how to make can do I don't know if it's from another planet it might be from here but it's exciting [ __ ] I want it to be from another planet that's what I want like unbiased like what am i honest what I would I would love

it just be completely honest I would love it it was aliens but it was people I'd be even more scared because they goddamn people can do that people can do that and no one knew like some because if you could imagine a person who can make a spaceship that defies all of the rules that we know about travel about air travel they can make something that defies all that [ __ ] and somehow another keep the whole development and production of it a secret and then have this thing and take it off and no one

knows how the [ __ ] they did it that's almost more impressive than aliens because that's what these things are doing is so if these pilots are accurately reading what's happening and they're telling the truth the thing that's remarkable is their stories are very consistent there's a lot of very similar stories from different people that there make a living flying superfast warships hope they see things they know what the [ __ ] they're looking at they see something they don't know they're like what in the [ __ ] is that when they see something like

that that freaks me out that's when it gets me because when it's some [ __ ] kids ride his bike to school and he looks up and he sees a UFO okay maybe it did happen maybe it did happen maybe the kids being a hundred percent honest or maybe he was bored maybe who's bored and decided to make up a crazy story and stuck with it and then after a while telling it maybe he believed it himself that happens to people see things they don't know what they're seeing and they decide that it's a different

thing I've said this before but it's a true story when I was in in Alberta there's wolves there and I thought I saw a wolf for like a whole second it was a squirrel [ __ ] squirrel but I saw gray fur movement wolf squirrel like if you're dumb or if you're compromised or if you're a little drunk maybe a little tired you know maybe just saw something that looked really weird because of you know with whatever weather conditions that are affecting some part of the world you live in these things called ball lightning flies

through the air you know it's it looks like a UFO you ever see that [ __ ] it's like a real natural phenomenon somebody might see something like that and then add a bunch of other [ __ ] to it and that's where you get a lot of these stories you get like natural phenomenon and then people adding a bunch of [ __ ] to things but then on top of that you have credible store and you can't throw out any of them like you got a you it's when you look at all these things

you can't decide just because there's a bunch of crackpots stories about UFOs that the ones by legitimate fighter pilots that those aren't real you can't look at it that way it's crazy to look at it that way because it's more likely there's something out there then there isn't something out there there's way more likely when I was a kid that happened Hudson County Punk I wrote it off I didn't even pay attention I'm a man riding my bike up there seeing the Fed tape and seeing people with those uh orange protective suits on yeah well

I didn't I was like these people are [ __ ] out of my mind then one that I got high five or six years ago and I saw it if somebody had posted on Facebook at YouTube and I read more and more into it and I discounted it until I read the accounts of the 28 people you know in that building the liquor store there was a guy who had just got dropped off a bus in New York the buses drop you off there from New York mm-hmm the bus driver said there was a flash

he could you know there was just so many people with stories that you know they didn't see a [ __ ] guy get out only three people saw people get out hmm everybody else discounted the lights and the noise and all the [ __ ] that went with it I will [ __ ] my [ __ ] pants if I live in that building I saw three little Martians get out or it could just be [ __ ] hold on who knows who gives a [ __ ] yeah man you just wanted to tell you

that that's where people can get freaked out and they can you know they can think all kinds of things that didn't really happen late one night I was on acid I thought it was a [ __ ] I thought the FBI was out there with dogs laughter next day it was [ __ ] a fire night all right I dumped the house of coke down the toilet oh my god because I hallucinate it because when you doing coke more than [ __ ] 10 hours you start hallucinating I started hallucinating it was [ __ ]

dogs and it was a fire hydrant you know how stupid I felt the next day really [ __ ] stupid huh pretty [ __ ] stupid i sat down I went over patted the hydrant you [ __ ] you [ __ ] this is the problem with any story liked all these [ __ ] UFO stories it's people's memory memories not that good it's not that good it's too hard to figure out what it actually looked like after you saw it like you see something crazy like a year ago and then you try to describe

it it's too hard to describe like you barely remember it your version of it is a rehashed version that you keep repeating to yourself you know if you saw something like say if you were hiking you saw a wolf right if you saw that wolf when you try to describe that that moment you saw that wolf years later like what what are you actually seeing when you're going into your memory how much do you sell accurate is it we're always lying about how accurate our memory is it's not that good like if you did see

a wolf which is an extraordinary moment right you're in the [ __ ] forest it's a [ __ ] wall it's off and you see a real wolf looking down on you a wild [ __ ] in the woods of Canada just looking at you staring at you on a trailer that's an extraordinary moment but if you try to recount that in your mind ten years later what do you actually see how much do you actually see you see this blurry weird [ __ ] misty version and you've got some words that fall into place

that can describe it but how accurate is your [ __ ] memory it's terrible how I could is your memory it's good with statistics okay look I can tell you about fights I can I can tell you what years someone fought I can tell you how this guy won and how he beat you know this many guys with a triangle and I remember things but if I actually have to remember that would it actually looked like in my head I can't really pull that up I barely can pull it up I see it I'll recognize

it again you know he showed me Joe shilling knocking out Melvin Manhoef in Bellator I said watch that ko so many times a wild crazy slugfest and if I see it I'm watching it happen in a video I remember it yep this hour goes here it goes boom he chaos him but if I had to just pull that out of my brain right now it's not good do you know I'm saying like if I had it like if I have to like close my eyes and pretend I saw Mike Tyson knock out Michael Spinks I

kind of concede blue flashes I can kind of remember weird little parts of it you know I remember the final right hand boom it just sends him flying through the ropes it was chaos it was just like he's the best ever but if I had to like play it back in my head it wouldn't be nearly as good as a video of it [Applause]