Trump Pretends to Be Christian at National Prayer Breakfast & Guillermo Talks to Super Bowl Players

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Jimmy Kimmel Live
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I'm Jimmy I'm the host thank you for watching thank you for thank you for coming thank you for joining us here in beautiful Los Angeles please relax We're uh uh Super Bowl Sunday is com Super Bowl Sunday also known as get drunk at a friend of a friend's weird living room day is imminent hope everyone has their friendship bracelets picked out you have to have that this is Super Bowl 59 or um Lix if you're Roman do the Romans even use these numerals anymore why are we it's time to give the numerals a rest this
is Super Bowl 59 um who is reading this and not thinking it says Super Bowl licks it does it's licks Super Bowl football isn't an ancient game and this isn't the Olympics just use the year you know they say the Super Bowl is watched all around the world they love talking about the international audience and I I don't really believe it in Europe the game ends at like 3:00 a.m. but they're making inroads I guess they have game scheduled in Australia Madrid they played in London and in Germany they're even getting into the subtleties of
the game this is a German television sports show explaining the phenomenon known as the tush push tush push blue0 blue 80 I couldn't have said it weirder myself no somehow when it's in German suddenly seems like a human centipede or something I'm having a tough time figuring out which team to bet on this year I like to bet on the game the Chiefs are favored by about a point and a half and they're the Chiefs but the Eagles are tough I might just stick with the fun bets this year you can place what they call
prop bets like how long the national anthem will be what color Gatorade they pour on the winning coach uh the favorite color of liquid they say is purple because that's the color they dumped on Andy Reid the last two years made him look like a wet Grimace but um you can you can bet heads or tails in the coin toss you can bet whether the MVP will thank God first or the devil you can bet a lot of stuff involving Taylor Swift Taylor Swift could really make a lot of money on Sunday if she wanted
to the halftime show featuring Kendrick Lamar is expected to be huge they believe they they're saying they believe it will be the largest group of people ever to see anyone call Drake a ever of all times you can bet on which musicians might make a cameo on stage will Kanye show up will he bring his wife will she bring clothes who on Sunday we will find out Donald Trump will be there at the game he said this is fun he said he's going to let Elon pick the winner this year Trump was up bright and
early today to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast Trump goes to these prayer breakfasts because he doesn't like it when people worship anyone other than him he covered a lot of subjects he bragged about deporting immigrants his war on diversity fighting transgenders all the sacred teachings of Jesus dope Don Paul even offered solemn words of prayer for those who lost loved ones in the tragic air collision last week over DC the udge of that happening extremely small it's like did you ever see you go to a driving range in golf and you're hitting balls hundreds
of balls thousands of hours I never see a ball hit another ball Ball's going up all over the place you never see him hit anyway condolences to the families now let me tell you about how 9/11 was like ski ball it's unbelievable I think you know what it's his empathy I admire the most really but it wasn't all gloom and doom magot Teresa believes this country is feeling real good good things are going to happen because our country's got some big headaches but we have tremendous Spirit right now the spirit is as high as it's
been was up 49 points this morning 49 points that's a that's it's never it's the biggest increase in the history of whatever the poll was the poll is the spirit poll it's think Gallop does it every year they call you they say hey we've got Spirit yes we do we've got Spirit how about you and then you answer yes or no it's there is no Spirit pole no one knows where he got that but spirit is up it's way way up Melancholy is down so down Trump also told the audience we need to bring religion
back and who better to bring it back than the guy who sells God Bless the USA Bibles for 59.99 of all the unbelievable things about Donald Trump religious people believing he is also a religious person might be the toughest one to understand I mean if honestly if Trump met Jesus he'd call him a loser he'd tell him to get a haircut and put a shirt on but it's fun when Trump pretends to be Christian to please his base it's like when you're a kid your mom made you go to church cuz Grandma was in town
you have to act like you go every week Trump will not be in church on Sunday I mentioned the bad year blimp is headed to the Super Bowl this year he will make history as the first sitting president to go to the Super Bowl I think the reason Trump's going to the Super Bowl he can't stand to have even one day where he's on tv less than Taylor Swift but he's a big football fan he knows a lot about football yesterday after he signed an executive order Banning imaginary transgender athletes from playing women's sports he
took time out to thank one of his most loyal little lap dogs former football coach at Auburn and Texas Tech now Senator Tommy tuberville Tommy tuberville a great coach you know uh his quarterback was named Mahomes he was a great college coach and uh I said how good was he he said you don't want to know how good he made me into a great coach he's pretty pretty good quarterback right yeah he was very good now the part about Mahomes being a good quarterback issue the part about tuberville coaching him and telling that story is
not Mahomes never played for Tommy tuberville he was gone before he got there Mahomes said he doesn't think he's even met Tommy tuille in his life but why let facts get in the way of perfectly good bullsh right it's remember that the little eyes down just the same as the big ones GMO I got your invitation today thank you very much GMO sent one of those new Apple invites uh today on the phone I got a g Super Bowl party and um you can see at Jimmy's house yeah thank you you're welcome what time should
I come downstairs 2 o' Okay g I have to say GMO has become a fixture now at just about every major sporting event on Monday he was at uh super bow opening night he does this every year G Mo got in the heads of all the major players the coaches to bring us this special report from New Orleans home of Super Bowl 59 I'm here at the Super Bowl it's open n let's go Mr jayen how you doing I just want to say congratulations make it to the Super Bowl thank you why that is he
call it tush push I don't call it that you guys call it that is it better to be a tush or Pusher again you call it that I call it the quarterback sneak I keep it keep it very standard say what say what you super fast but why are you running from I've seen clips of you um you know what am I running from in reality I'm just scared I'm trying to run as fast as I can and I get tackle all right one more question how do you keep things fresh in the bedroom how
do I keep things fresh in the bedroom yeah interesting um you know I I have an answer in my mind but there's kids around so um maybe for another conversation Travis Travis how you doing what's up big guy can I give you a hug for good luck I'll take a hug all day baby what's upy you man thank you man love you hey let me give can I give you something for good L my grandma got beats here in 1971 and Mar and she took off her shirt thank you so much thank you thank Chris
when was the last time you cry listen everybody know I'm emotional man last time I cried was um when is the last time I cry and's going to go ahead and say momes gets two cracks at second mom's just going to move the pocket and run hey coach how you doing look I got you a some huh how Warrior if you win on Sunday you guys going to a threeome right yeah yeah we are are you excited for a threesome I am yeah I'm excited I'm not sure what threesome you're talking about but yeah when
you win three times in a row oh yeah we don't even talk about that we're good with it look I got you a souvenir you're on it too huh yeah look yeah to that's great look that's for good luck I appreciate you man so are you excited are you excited for the TST so excited yeah yeah me too hey Isaac how you doing hey you I got a text about you today how are you watch out for you who you I don't even know you what did they say watch out for you listen you I
don't even know you they told me that though hey you want to ask a question to the magic football yeah it's like a magic a ball but it's a magic football here shake it up like this hard now ask the question why they told me to watch out for you tonight all right let's get flip it what did it say your [Laughter] mom that's why that's crazy what's your question what did you eat last night what' it say probably diarrhea you're my kind of guy man how much will we win a Super Bowl by tequila
yeah like tequila oh you like tequila I like tequila me too look you want to take a a shot you know it's real I tell you I don't mess around I don't know my coach over there I might get in trouble I might not I'll take it for you yeah please Andy he's not drinking [Music] [Applause] what do you say say tequila what that mean does mean I have to drink [Music] tequila this is how you sneak it in this is this is Mexican [Applause] technology can you throw me some B and I will catch
it want me to throw these to yeah [Music] I'm thank you so much hey you Mar strong right you know what all day I've been trying to open this pickle y but I can't can you open it for me wow you super strong man no man you want to high one man all right thank you very much Patrick how are you Patrick listen I I got a pillow for you I I always think of you every night so can you sign my pillow I'll I'll sign it for you come on bring it over here man
I like the picture that you gave me too there a good picture which size you like better can you check both sides which size you come on hey the thought looks pretty good right there I'm going on this side man sure which side do you sleep on that's what I want to know now I going to sleeping that side oh oh man I should have sound the other one thank you Patrick sure [Music] man well that's see from the Super Bowl media opening night I'm here with Coach Andy Reed you look good oh it's you
yeah and you yeah man we we're good team I hope you guys get that P all right wow wow you got got very personal this year thank you g very well done GMO do you know how many subscribers we have on YouTube now uh 20 Millions that's right yeah that's why we're wearing these glasses thanks for being a subscriber if you're not help us get to 20 million in one [Music]
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