I Paid Footballers to Roast their Rivals

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Jamie Fussell
ROAST BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In this football video, I paid footballers on cameo to roast their r...
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this is cameo a website where you can pay celebrities to send you video messages turns out a lot of footballers are actually registered on here too and you can pay them for a birthday shout out a pep talk or even a roast so you know what that means Rose battle good luck with that footballers are literally famous for avoiding difficult questions you seriously think they'll answer them for a bit of money you're you're still going to try aren't you I put four footballers on the target list and we're paying all of them to roast their
rival teams so we can see which footballer has the best roast and our footballers will actually respond to difficult questions just as I know all the footballers who sent roast are absolute Legends for doing it genuinely a massive thank you for all of them for coming through let's start with Michael Owen this is a complicated one because Owen is part of a very small group of players who've played for their Rivals Liverpool and man united are both teams he's played for so I guess that means his Rivals are Man City I guess well well that's
what we're going with so that means I need to go under cover as a man city Super Fan I'm going to edit that to make it look like this is a really bad thing or not that I secretly wish I was a city fan the reason I'm doing this is to convince my clone and I'm a fan of his rival Club so that he has someone to direct his roast at so I also made up a little story about how my dad was a United fan but I supported City because they win a lot of
trophies honestly this is believable I think Omen could cook it I pacy left the prompts pretty open ended so it's up to the footballers themselves to come up with the best roow paid a lot of money and waited for a response and I didn't have to wait long it is not even the next day and melen has already come through oh my God it's 50 seconds long whoa he's giving us a long one right let's go we got to watch this Jamie hi there mate here hope you're well uh I presume you're still basking in
last season's Glory of winning the Premier League title however that ought to be shortlived um with your dad being a Manchester United fan how you can go and support Manchester City um all the things that he brought you up to be and you've uh you've you've you've turned you've gone for a different oh he's going after me oh no I'm being roasted instead wait no he's cooking this is so good now before you say it I was a footballer I had to play for various teams um so I get forgiven but you you cannot be
if I was a football fan I would support one team one team only all my life and that would be whoever my father or my mother told me to support but you're the black sheep mate it's not good oh God I feel so bad no I feel I'm going to cry I'm just being roasted by a Balon door winner what is my life it's not going to last either as soon as pep guarda leaves your fun will be oh oh some shots sped SE there as well I feel as if that that was more directed
at me though than it was at m city this is still a good roast nonetheless oh thank you so much though Michael that was sick that was actually sick I'm so glad that that came right now over to the judges to give us the score for the rose I think Seven's fair you know City didn't really get roasted that hard but I got absolutely obliterated he did not hold back on me I was expecting like a 10-second roast at best this was like a minute long I'm just relieved that in the midst of of all
this no other football YouTuber has just posted their own Cameo video before this one comes out so I didn't spend hundreds of pounds just to rip somebody else off man that would have been awful oh what's that fngs just posted a cameo video I'm going to cry myself to sleep but that's a strong start which I guess puts Owen into an early lead next up ladley King and we have a big problem see leny King played for Tottenham in fact he's the last Tottenham Captain to have won a trophy what a depressing Club the issue
is I support that depressing Club so I now need to go undercover as an Arsenal fan the only reason I have the disguise on is just because I don't want the internet seeing me wear this whatever pays the bills Jamie roast me for being an Arsenal fan and how Arsenal are yet to win a European trophy isn't that right Zach the Arsenal fan someone watching this is potentially so freaked out right now paid the low price of 85 and prayed that lley king would deliver right I can't believe it it's been a few days since
we bought the Cameo lley King has just responded he's just put it through oh my club Captain he thinks I'm an Arsenal fan no oh this is going to break my heart hi Jamie hello LLY King here yes but you didn't think you hear from me you I'm from the best team in North London yeah yeah the only team in North London yes yes oh he's glazing Spurs already see he thinks I'm being hurt by this I'm loving it so much right now you're one of the very few big teams that have never won a
European trophy I mean even Western won a yoube trophy how does that feel another thing he's got more never going to win the league again oh no I didn't tell him to say that his voice dropped when he was saying that that was straight from my heart oh he's cooking I didn't think he had this in him finish second if you like but you're not going to get over the line you're not going to win it and meanwhile Tottenham is just going to be creeping creeping creeping over the years with big an until we finally
start yes we are yes so keep finishing second while you can and uh we'll see you when we overtake you you're the best wa what that was so good that was amazing deadly King that was brilliant that was so well worth the wait thank you so much for that that has actually been amazing that is so good right over to the judges for The schores I'm anticipating it's going to be quite High here I'm going to go with nine I know that's really high but honestly I think he deserves it I'm so glad that I
left it open ended with the prompts because some of the stuff that he came up with was gold I just didn't think ladly king would cook that hard all the footballers that are even on Cameo I'm genuinely shocked that the best roow so far has come from deadle King but that was incredible and really surprising too deadly King now takes the lead and we move on to Matt litier oh no latier is famous for scoring 100 Premier League goals the most insane yet brilliant technique for taking a free kick and more recently saying some pretty
interesting theories BR this is either going to be the greatest roast of all time or it's not making the video because he said something so outrageous I've had to cut it out those are the only two options since latia is a Southampton Legend I disguise myself as a Portsmouth fan already don't know that much about Portsmouth so I put one or two roasts in there to start things off made a reasonable £30 and waited right it's late right now I don't know how many days it's been since I ordered this it's been a while but
latier has sent it through and we're ready to react to it oh my God I'm very nervous right now hi Jamie you beat a male pumpy fan what them out just for some context I asked latier just as a joke to call me a beta he called me a beta in the first two seconds this is obviously my fault for trying to get brain Rock from latier but can we still fill the comments with Jamie is AA please that would be unreal still supporting that team that haven't been in the Premier League since 2010 absolutely
shocking meate all those years in League one and we've been waiting for some darbies enjo your time getting promoted back to the championship and what do we do yeah we get promoted to the Premier League in the same season oh okay so he's going to Har some this is some good football knowledge right here I don't know what you can really say about ports smth to be honest but he's managed to find some good stuff to say I'm impressed anyway mind the gap mate mind the Gap oh that's it that's okay that's this that's decent
and that can definitely stay in the video there was nothing problematic with that yes latier right let's go over to the judges let's see what he have to say about leti's roast In fairness six is solid considering he was going after Portsmouth who I'll be completely honest I would not have known where to start it was an uphill battle for him but it was still just missing that big hit roast that would have pushed it way higher so unfortunately forticate of 6 is what it is not enough to Dethrone deadly King's Roast however this following
one definitely could because up next is Colton Cole Colton Cole's profile says he doesn't like but loves to dish out football banter we might have found the one Colton Cole is a West Ham Legend he played with them for 9 years which would technically mean we pay him to roast M but since this is such a rare opportunity I figured we aim for West Ham's Premier League Rivals instead I don't even need to go undercover this guy has free reign to just roast me we are an easy target In fairness isn't that right David the
West Ham fan statistically this will work if I keep trying there's clearly a lot that can be said against SPS but to keep this a fair contest I didn't give Colton Cole Too Many prompts I told him I was a lifelong fan and had a season ticket then paid the 52 for the Cameo right I'm excited Colton Cole has delivered his Cameo we have got another one oh it's 2 and 1/2 minutes what could you possibly had to have said about Tottenham that takes two and a half minutes to say how you doing Jamie it's
C and Cole here listen mate I've heard yeah that you're a Spurs fan yeah I am now there's nothing wrong with being a Spurs fan I'm I'm I'm all for it but it's one of those things when you get to a point in life this is quite nice so far you got to make a decision where you want to be the winner winers or you want to be with the losers and as it stands for me right now the fact that you've not won anything for so long um you have not you've had no silverware
um and you are a Spurs fan I'm I'm kind of hoping that I'm trying to bring you into this life of winning [Music] things oh my God oh my God he's cooking oh my God he's actually cooked me what have I done what have I got myself into okay that hurt that I did not need to hear that okay how can I say anything other than um just just be a just be a top geese again listen I love you um I know that you love to go to obviously the Spurs waste of money if
you tell me and I tell you something it is actually a waste of money no no is a waste of money he's right he's right but it doesn't matter you guys finished above us yeah we did doesn't matter slightly bothered about that I am slightly bothered but I'm not really that bothered but we have won something in the last 10 years no you haven't so anyway it doesn't matter anyway take care Jamie take care and listen I love you to leave you take care comeing you no no they coming you ruined it but that was
so good what he covered all bases I don't think there's a single bad thing about Spurs that he didn't say he is a legend what a legend what a guy man all right judges please give us the score for Colton Cole I really am intrigued to see this as it stands ladyy King is still our top roer with a score of nine but how does Colton Cole's 2 and a half minute Tottenham roast canete well I can reveal I'm going to put it just beneath it with a score of eight reason being he was just
too nice he overd delivered on the roast massively they were amazing but it just had that friendly tone about it while deadly Kings just felt like a pure roast that's why I'm going to Edge it to him well there you have it folks lle King is the winner of our football roast battle but honestly massive thank you to all the footballers who sent over their roast but man is that enough roasting for one day so thanks for watching to my amazing subscribers and if if you're not subscribed you're an absolute bye [Music]
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